(phone rings)

Will: Hey dude.

Ted: Coffee?

Will: See you soon.

(10 minutes later)

Ted: Hey dude.

Will: Ungh.

Ted: I'm fine, thanks for asking.

Will: Pain.

Ted: Might I ask what caused this pain?

Will: An evil, evil man.

Ted: Really. What's this evil man's name?

Will: Tony Horton.

Ted: ...is that the guy from those infomer-

Will: Yes, he's from the p90x infomercials.

Ted: Huh. So you're doing p90x now?

Will: Hence pain.

Ted: How's it working for you?

Will: I've definitely seen a bit of muscle growth. Other than that, I appear to have a great deal of weakness leaving my body.

Ted: What caused you to pick up the phone and dial?

Will: I saw it on ebay for about fifty bucks, which is half that it sells for new. Plus, I've been thinking that not only do I need to look good for the image side of my music career, but it takes a lot of strength and energy to play for two straight hours. Hopefully, it'll be easier when I'm in better shape.

Ted: It'll be good for you at the very least.

Will: That depends whether or not you consider being barely able to walk "good for me."

Ted: So how far in are you?

Will: A few weeks, actually. I just haven't stopped being sore.

Ted: I've actually been working out a little bit myself.

Will: Really. How?

Ted: Fighter circuits.

Will: What are those?

Ted: Spending five minutes doing different exercises that completely draining your body of all energy, and then taking a quick break and doing it again. Twice.

Will: You training for MMA?

Ted: I've started taking Ninjutsu classes.

Will: Ah. I should try that.

Ted: You should.

Will: Okay. I'll be right back, I'm going to go get 2 iced coffees to hold against my pectoral muscles.